FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Funeral Home Bitch
2. Teacher
3. Pizza Assembly Technician (fuck it: I worked at Dominoes)
4. Resident Advisor

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
2. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
3. Mary Poppins
4. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED
1. Aurora, CO
2. Fort Polk, LA
3. DuBois, PA
4. Hagerstown, MD

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Seinfeld
2. Family Guy
3. Simpsons
4. Wife Swap/Trading Spouses

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Vienna
2. Honolulu
3. Madrid
4. Rock City, NY

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT (more or less) DAILY
1. facebook
2. livejournal
3. u tenn (to see if they have FUCKING FINISHED my application)
4. msn

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. falafel
2. chicken tenders
3. arby's roast beef
4. turkey chili

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Anywhere
2. in the world
3. that is in no way near
4. Lexington Children's Theatre